I would say no and take the dildo.
people not in CA: ‘september is the start of autumn! it’s so nice, it’s chilly and i can wear sweaters/drink hot beverages while watching the leaves turn red/orange/whatever!’
LITERALLY MY FAVORITEThis is so much better than any russian roulette or “poison cookie” analogy.
"take everything off of your desk except for a piece of paper and a pencil"
"My uterus is having a liquidation sale. EVERYTHING MUST GO."
My best friend is much better at period euphemisms than I am.
DONT EVER SLEEP WITH THE CLOSET DOOR OPEN ITS SO DARK AND UNKNOWN AND SOMETHING WILL SUCK YOU IN
ladies and gentlemen, the most accurate post on tumblr
Sounds about right
Bet you can't gif the entire Frozen.