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timelyburden:

timelyburden:

Once my dad got a nail stuck in his eye so he had to get this cotton patch taped over it and while he slept I drew an eye on it and put makeup on it and coincidentally my dads name is Joe so I think you know where this is going

My dad was the real Cotton eyed joe

I wasn’t kidding… imagedont judge the artistic part of it i was 9 and he is a light sleeper


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saddumbgirl:

idk if you say possesive things like “you’re mine” i get all melty and weird and will probably fall in love with you 


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kalories:

instead of getting periods can girls just get a text once a month from nature saying “you’re not pregnant have a nice day”


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weregoingtojackson:

i will always reblog this because its my most favorite thing ever.


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nerdfacekillah:

when Miley com home and make hte spaghetti

image


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adiostoreador:

 

engage-with-zorp:

I majored in gif making.

this is so sad

between the first and last days of college, he lost his sight, his friends, and his smile


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byrongraffiti:

If attending a Beyonce concert and she puts the mic to you, you better do exactly what the fuck he did in this video.


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ididntevenwanttimeline:

guess who is owned by Microsoft

ididntevenwanttimeline:

guess who is owned by Microsoft


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copyranter:

How to perfectly fold a t-shirt.

copyranter:

How to perfectly fold a t-shirt.


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smilingemoticon:

the new meme, talking guy. tell your friends, your parents, your grandparents, spread the meme around

smilingemoticon:

the new meme, talking guy. tell your friends, your parents, your grandparents, spread the meme around


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fortheloveofnarry:

fitinyourdreams:

moynmoyn:

So yeah, my finale step in accepting myself is taking my own advice and feeling proud of the way I look by flaunting it. I am way happier looking at these photos and feeling genuinely beautiful than looking at a scale and getting excited when I loose weight. Weight is not a measurement of health, your self worth and definitely not your beauty. Let aloe your right to wear a bathing suit when it’s hot as hell! You earned that body, it’s beautiful because it belongs to you!

The perfect bikini body joke has been going around for while, just thought I’d contribute, not steal someone else’s joke :P

I love you

This girl is literally my favorite person on the planet right now


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