Once my dad got a nail stuck in his eye so he had to get this cotton patch taped over it and while he slept I drew an eye on it and put makeup on it and coincidentally my dads name is Joe so I think you know where this is going
My dad was the real Cotton eyed joe
I wasn’t kidding…
dont judge the artistic part of it i was 9 and he is a light sleeper
idk if you say possesive things like “you’re mine” i get all melty and weird and will probably fall in love with you
instead of getting periods can girls just get a text once a month from nature saying “you’re not pregnant have a nice day”
i will always reblog this because its my most favorite thing ever.
I majored in gif making.
this is so sad
between the first and last days of college, he lost his sight, his friends, and his smile
If attending a Beyonce concert and she puts the mic to you, you better do exactly what the fuck he did in this video.

the new meme, talking guy. tell your friends, your parents, your grandparents, spread the meme around
So yeah, my finale step in accepting myself is taking my own advice and feeling proud of the way I look by flaunting it. I am way happier looking at these photos and feeling genuinely beautiful than looking at a scale and getting excited when I loose weight. Weight is not a measurement of health, your self worth and definitely not your beauty. Let aloe your right to wear a bathing suit when it’s hot as hell! You earned that body, it’s beautiful because it belongs to you!
The perfect bikini body joke has been going around for while, just thought I’d contribute, not steal someone else’s joke :PI love you
This girl is literally my favorite person on the planet right now